Ten things you can do in a boring office

Thing can do in a boring office

Let choose ten things to do from the list...

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you
2. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
3. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
4. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
   Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
5. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice
9. When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew - this really appeals to me!
10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

Then the end of the day, you would never have to stay in the boring office again..